Thursday, April 14, 2005
A man walks into a grocery store to pick up a few items. He has just come from the hospital where he had a cyst removed from his nose. It was an out-patient procedure and the wound on the nose is visibly fresh. The check out clerk, ignoring proper etiquette, asks the man what happened to his nose. The man, hiding his disgust for having been questioned, responds, “I don’t know. I woke up this morning with these tiny teeth marks and a hunk of my nose missing.” That’s today’s scene.
Posted by Eric at 12:30:00 AM