Today's Invention

The E Diet

If you have got junk in the trunk, then listen up, you’re in luck. Ask yourself; would twinkies taste so good if we were unable to taste them? I would assume no. Where's the pleasure? It would be like eating a sponge. Today's Invention is a pill or injection that temporarily deadens the taste buds. You could take one in the morning, perhaps, and the drug would work all day. Or, maybe it would be activated by the increase in salvia that accompanies hunger. In any case, the idea is worth looking in to. You heard it here first.