God has such a sense of humor, I love Him. There is even an organization dedicated to their care, The International Fainting Goat Association. Check out their logo.......
You will understand the significance of the logo after watching this short video.
Enough, now, with the background. Today's scene is set at the dawn of time. God has set Adam down to name the beasts of the earth. One by one the animals line up to receive their special name. Afterwards, they huddle together to share their names with each other. The Skunk, Porcupine, and Fainting Goat have gathered under The Tree of Life to discuss their new names.
Porcupine: Black furry thing, what is your name?
Skunk: I'm called Skunk and I have this really cool natural defense mechanism that helps me defend myself against my enemies. I just bend over and spray them with this horrible smelling liquid. What's your name?
Porcupine: I'm called Porcupine and my defense mechanism are these sharp quills that stab predators when they get close. What's your name hoofed thing with horns?
Fainting Goat: My name is Fainting Goat and my natural defense is to pass out in front of predators.
Skunk: That's all you got! Big furry thing with teeth is chasing you and you just pass out? You are so extinct!
That's today's scene.
2 comments:
ooo to be a fainting goat. You save so much energy. You pass out and look like you died!!! Wonder if they are related to the opossum?
Thailand's 3 toed sloth kickboxing is much more exciting.
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