Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Bumper Stickers Kill!

Add this to the growing list of things that cause traffic accidents....Bumpstickers in 0.2 font. Witty bumper stickers are funny and can entertain you along your journey, but, hey, please make them pithy! I spent 20 minutes tailgating a guy on the highway trying to read his bumper sticker. It had two paragraphs written on it!! I half expected to see it start off, "Call me Ishmael", when I finally got close enough to read it. Whatever happen to the short zingers, " We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?", "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.", or " So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute."

I do admit that I am part of the problem. I just can't help but rubber-neck when I see a bumper sticker. It's not just me; it's human nature. Peope want to be able to read them as they drive by. So, I have learned from this and I am planning on profitting from it with my own bumber sticker:
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

3 comments:

Mike said...

when is that bumber stick going to be on the market

are bumber stickes dead? you don't see them like you use to and people don't seem to put them on their new cars.

Eric said...

They are only dead if people don't use them. By the way, where is the one I gave you? You know the one that said, "Wal-Mart Sucks."

Mike said...

last i saw it, it was collecting dust on my desk.