Saturday, September 30, 2006

Today's B-Movie

Death by the Second Ring

(Adapted from true events in my life. The names have been left out to protect.....well, to protect me, actually, from spending nights on the couch.)

The women are as scared as Chicken Little. If they call each other and don't get an answer by the second ring then they assume that everyone is dead. They are like nervous lap dogs that tinkle themelsves when the leaves rustle.

1 comment:

The Shopper said...

there are some men out there as well. i know of some that in a hard rain or even a light breaze will get the wife and wait it out in the closet. but women are way worse than men.